"Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass LookBig, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer"
If you haven't read anything by Jen Lancaster, you are sorely missing out. www.jennsylvania.com She's my hero. I've been chomping at the bit for her newest book to come out. I bought it on Friday night and finished it Saturday night.
I recommend you check it out.
Between the projectile dog poop, the references to www.icanhascheezburger.com and her food issues - I have officially named her my hero. :)